VP CHENEY SHOOTS ATTORNEY
The attorney is alright, in spite of a face full of shotgun pellets, but I'm sure Cheney will be in pain once the late night comics finish with him. "Talk about the vice president's position on gun control. He's obviously against it... Not everyone gets to shoot an attorney. Most of us just get to joke about it... Just think what would have happened if the attorney were a Democrat!... And this is how they reward MAJOR donors!"

These good 'ole boys and their guns must be a nightmare for the Secret Service.