NECKTIES CREATE MEDICAL PROBLEMS
Finally science is proving what we all knew to be true -- neckties are not good for human beings. High blood pressure and glaucoma have been linked to the wearing of ties. Link to Reuters story / Link to British Journal of Ophthalmology report

I can see the labels now:
WARNING: THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT THE WEARING OF NECKTIES CAN LEAD TO HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, GLAUCOMA, AND AN AGONIZING DEATH!