I BOUGHT IT ON EBAY
Becca, one of the bright eighth graders in my D/C class (who missed class today because her algebra teacher gave her four hours of homework for tonight -- 62 problems! This whole educational retrofit has gotten way out of hand) sent me a link to the Weird Al ebay song. And it is in her honor that I share it with you. BTW, I have never bought anything on that world-wide garage sale. I already have too much junk.