..."Researchers at the Harvard Medical School and the National Institute on Aging report that a natural substance found in red wine, known as resveratrol, offsets the bad effects of a high-calorie diet in mice and significantly extends their lifespan."
So that's why the French eat so much fatty food and have so little heart diesease. Mystery solved. And a new industry is born. Move over Viagra -- expect to get spammed with offers for resveratrol pills.
...We're experiencing near drought conditions on Guam. I haven't seen it rain in two days.
...The price of gas on the island has dropped below $3/gallon for the first time in a million years -- $2.98.