MARRY AN AMERICAN
Jim Ahlberg has pointed me to a website for good-hearted Canadians who want to come to the aid of ailing Americans. You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

Not only are the Canadians nice, thoughtful, and helpful people -- but they also have a great sense of humor (or is that humour?)!