SATURDAY
+ One of the big controversies in our often smog filled valley centers on how much farting cows contribute to the problem. Seriously.

+ The new vehicle of choice for the young in our part of the world. It's relatively inexpensive, can be modified with goofy looking wheels that spin even while stopped, and is funky in a postmodern way. Even the driving school has one now.

+ Stop the presses! The pope has pledged to remain conservative.