JUST FOR FUN
I picked up a copy of Da Jesus Book from Amazon.com. This is a Hawaii Pidgin translation of the New Testament done by the Wycliffe Bible Translators. I've never been to Hawaii but I bet I could get used to the language. Here are a few familiar passages:

"God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva." John 3:16

"But den God wen show how plenny love an aloha he get fo us, cuz same time we was doing bad kine stuff, Christ still yet ween go mahke fo us." Fo Da Rome Peopo (Romans) 5:8