FURNACE filters for Guam

Dear Home Depot,

We, the people of the very tropical island of Guam, would like to thank you for the radio advertising that highlights the FURNACE filters you are trying to hock this week as you prepare us for the long winter months. We are wondering, though, whether you are doing this to make us smile or to actually increase create sales. If the latter is the case you might want to have Frank over in marketing get in touch with me. I'd be glad to advise him on the reasons behind the sluggish sales of FURNACE filters out here in the Western Pacific. My first consultation is completely free.

Sincerely,
your friend Brad